Bed feeling extra big and empty tonight…
One of the most requested Urban Legends I get is Humans Can Lick, too. So, here’s the basis of the story.
This is the story of a teenage girl, living at home with her parents.
Now that she was 16 years old, her parents decided that she was now old enough to be left alone without a babysitter while they went out for the evening. Although there was some concern about leaving a young girl in a house all by herself, they knew she could be trusted and would behave herself. Besides, she did have their pet dog to look after her and keep her company.
The parents left for the night, leaving an emergency phone number on the fridge. The girl was thrilled to be spending her first night alone in her parents house and mainly watched TV until 11:00 rolled round.
Feeling tired, she moved upstairs to her comfy bedroom to retire for the night, her trusted dog following her all the time.
After being asleep for a short time she awoke to a dripping noise coming from the bathroom. Not afraid, but curious as to what the noise was she lowered her hand down beside her bed to gain a little comfort from the dog. She felt the warmth of his soft tongue as he licked her hand, showing her that he was O.K and that everything would be alright. Feeling assured she drifted off to sleep once more.
Waking once again to the sounds of the dripping in the bathroom, she instinctively dropped her hand down to pet her dog. Once again her dog offered up the loyal companionship that only a much trusted and loved pet can, and licked her hand and she once again fell asleep.
She woke up a final time to find that the annoying noise was still going. She reached for her dog but found he wasn’t there. Wondering where her parents were at this time of night (it was about 3:30 A.M. by this time) and looking for her dog, she walked out into the bathroom.
A horrifying sight met her. Her beloved dog, hanging by his neck from the shower curtain rod, gutted. The blood dripping into the tub, making the familiar “Tap. Tap.” noise. Turning to run, a message was scrawled on the mirror in blood: ”Humans Can Lick Too.”
There are a lot of variations of this story, including that the girl is actually babysitting some children, or than the girl is actually an elderly woman who lives alone.
BREAKING: Malala Yousafzai Wins Nobel Peace Prize
Malala, now 17, was shot in the head by a Taliban gunman two years ago in her home country of Pakistan after coming to prominence for her campaigning for education for girls.
She won for what the Nobel committee called her “heroic struggle” for girls’ right to an education.
She is the youngest ever winner of the prize. (x)
FUCK GHOSTS MAN
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
I reblog this everytime it is on my dash
Everyone else is cheering while Samus is just like “What the fuck is happening to me?”